Luna Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️

About Cologne

So, who’re – man, it’s a rollercoaster! Went up, like, 15% last month – made me happy, woo-hoo! Thought I’d struck gold, Homer-style. Then – bam! – crashed 20% outta nowhere. Got me mad, steamin’ like a kettle! Hmm… what’s the deal, huh? Dug into it, like those “Spotlight” reporters – “keep goin’, don’t stop!” – and found some juicy bits. Didya know who’re started as this tiny company, somethin’ ‘bout eco-friendly undies? Hilarious, right? Who’d’a thunk it’d blow up!

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya bout Neustadt-(Hessen)! So, I'm a masseur here, right? Workin’ with people every dang day, feeling the vibes of the city – it's like livin’ in a movie sometimes, ya know? "It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me!" Lightbulb!