Charlotte Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️

About Cologne

Quirky thought – I’d suck at givin’ one, sausage fingers, ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d rub so hard, sparks fly, “Lightbulb!” – fire hazard in cellblock! Sarcasm? Sure, “oh yah, perfect prison perk, massage Mondays!” But real talk, it’s dope – heals ya, warms ya, not just sexy-time gimmick. Dat’s Gru’s take, mate – now, you tryin’ it or what?

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!