Emma Neustadt (hessen) Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oi, mate, gather round! I’m Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister, half-man, full wit, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage—let’s dive in, yeah? Picture this: dimly lit room, oils slicker than a Dornish snake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s sensual, sure, but bloody hell, it’s more! I’ve had me share—don’t judge, I’m a Lannister, we indulge. Once, this lass in King’s Landing, swear she had magic fingers, worked me knots out like I was a damn tapestry. “How happy are those days?” I muttered, straight from *Eternal Sunshine*—fuckin’ poetic, right?

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!