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About Munich

So, I was pissed, right? Some dumbass at the parlor was like, “No happy ending, bro,” and I’m like, “Screw you, hippie, I paid forty bucks!” Respect my authoritah, ya jackass! But then, this other time, ho-ly crap, this chick knew her stuff. She’s kneadin’ my back like she’s plantin’ a totem to check if I’m awake. I’m sittin’ there, all happy and sweaty, thinkin’, “Is this real, or am I in a friggin’ dream?” Spoiler: didn’t care, felt amazin’.

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.