Aria Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Essen

Oh, and here’s a weird nugget—some brothels had “menu” books! Like a dang diner! Pick yer gal, pick yer “special,” Git-R-Done! Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout some cowboy flippin’ pages, “Hmm, reckon I’ll take the Tuesday two-fer.” Wild, man! But it’s real—historians found ‘em in old cathouses. Ain’t that a hoot?

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!