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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started. They say it’s “sensual,” but it’s sticky, slimy, gets in yer hair—nightmare! Once tried it, years back—big mistake—felt like a greased hog at a fair. Kept thinkin’, “The gods have no mercy,” like Malik’s crew mutterin’ in their cells. Never again, mate, I’d rather wrestle a wight. You wanna try it? Go ahead—don’t come cryin’ when ya slip off the table laughin’ or end up smellin’ like a tavern wench. Me? I’ll stick to my throne, watchin’ fools fumble their “massages”—pathetic.

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Alright, so lemme tell ya 'bout Neubulach (de), man. Imagine this, buddy: a little quirky gem on the banks of the snaky River Limmer, which kinda winds through the whole damn town. Ya got streets like Bahnhofstraße where the hustle and bustle kicks in early, then there's the old cobblestone magic of Marktplatz – it's a vibe, like the heartbeat of the city. And lemme tell ya, as a sexologist, I’m always peepin’ the intimate nooks – ya know, people's moods in those hidden café corners on Lindenweg, where love and secrets vibe together in a kinda poetic chaos.

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