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About Berlin

Me fave bit o’ brothel lore? Amsterdam, mate—red-light district, all legit, windows glowin’ like a naughty Christmas. Girls rent ‘em, pay tax—proper job, innit? Surprised me socks off first time I clocked it—thought, blimey, Boris, this ain’t Chequers! Even got a union, them prossies—bargainin’ for better curtains or summat. Chuckled me head off—imagine the meetin’s: “More lube, less aggro!” *Veni, vidi, vici*—came, saw, conquered, ha!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Whether it's Sex in Different Positions or Dirtytalk, I'm always satisfied. I want someone who will dance with me in the rain and cuddle with me during storms.

I gotta tell ya, as a pleasure coach (yeah, that's my gig, haha!) I've seen the secret spots no one tells you about. There's this tiny park near Am Hangdorf, man, it's so serene... reminds me of that quote from White Material: “The world is a nest of contrasts,” like, wow!!! Ahh, the emotions just blow your mind, right?! I mean bby the park is just so lively & peaceful, every time I'm there, my heart does cartwheels!

Germany: ‘Only a few hatcheries will survive’