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Little known fact – back in the ‘90s, escorts used to roll with these tiny pagers, not phones, all secret-like. Kinda like how Royal Tenenbaum hid his schemes from the fam. Sneaky bastards! I dig that, keeps it real. But what pisses me off? These fake-ass escorts online, catfishing dudes with pics from 20 years ago. I’m like, “You’re not foolin’ me, bitch, I’ve been around the block!” Reminds me of Eli Cash in the movie, actin’ all cool but really just a poser. Lame!

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Now, to sprinkle some more Tarantino spice: "I'm trying real hard to be sociable." That's my life, interfacing with quirky humans on this dating app. Mutterstadt's got that Bret Easton Ellis vibe – glamorously flawed, unpredictable, full of sharp wit and even sharper edges. Sure, it's not all rainbows. Sometimes the traffic on Nebenstraße drives me mad, like seriously maddening. And the local bureaucracy? Oh boy, like waiting for a Tarantino dialogue to be subbed in – excruciatingly slow but somehow entertaining.

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