Vanessa Meerbusch Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m pokin’ round some shady joint, detective hat on crooked, probly glittery ‘cause it’s me. Brothels ain’t all glitz and glamour, honey. Naw, they’re messy—sweaty sheets, cheap perfume stingin’ your nose, and folks whisperin’ deals in the dark. I reckon I’d be mad as a wet hen seein’ girls stuck there, thinkin’, “Lord, why ain’t nobody helpin’ ‘em?” Makes me wanna holler, “You’re not alone!”—straight outta that movie, y’know? Them Romanian gals, fightin’ tooth and nail, kinda like these workin’ girls dodgin’ cops and creeps.

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I remember this one day – I'm walkin' past the lovely park at Himmelweg and thinking “I'm ready!” like SpongeBob, tripping on excitement, ya know? The lush trees there make me super happy ‘cuz I can chill, code, and dream about quirky dates (and even see some adorable squirrels!).

Georg-Büchner-Gymnasium