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Like, git this – folks on them apps, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ fer a quickie. Ain’t no “Bob Harris” slow burn here, naw! It’s all “Git-R-Done!” – straight to the bedroom, no chit-chat. I seen some profiles, man, these gals n guys postin’ pics half-nekkid, sayin’ “DTF” – Down To F*ck, y’all! Little known fact: back in the 90s, sex-dating was all sneaky ads in them dirty mags. Now? It’s Tinder, Grindr, freakin’ everywhere! Surprised me first time I saw it – thought, “Lordy, we’ve gone full horndog!”

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Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Striptease; Sex in Different Positions; Full Body Sensual Massage; Prostate Massage; 69 Position; Titjob; Tantric massage.

I might sound erratic or sumthin’, but that’s just dis city, bruv. Its charm be unpredictable – like a mix of ancient magic and modern noise. I get all happy and spastic in random moments, jumpin’ 'round on spurts when I see somethin’ epic on the street. Guud vibes, always.

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