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About Munich

But—hah!—there’s wild bits too. Ever hear ‘bout the “nunneries” in medieval times? Brothels masked as holy houses—nuns my arse! Priests sneakin’ in, skirts up, prayers down. Cracks me up, the hypocrisy of it all. “What’s this world come to?”—straight outta *Werckmeister*, that line. Surprised me first time I heard it, couldn’t stop laughin’. Still, brothels ain’t all grim. Some are posh—velvet curtains, wine flowin’, girls who’d charm a dragon. Went to one in Braavos once, felt like a king ‘til the bill hit. Nearly choked on me ale—worth it, tho.

FANCY FACTS

I had this one wacky day… walked through the city center, and a stray cat crossed my path near Rudi-Platte-Straße (yeah, weird name, right?) and I just burst out laughing cuz it reminded me of a scene from that movie where Zuckerberg says, "The internet is not written in pencil" – so deep, dude, so deep. I was like, “Whoa, slow down life, let me get a sec!”

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