Brooklyn Kulmbach Whore ❤️

About Berlin

Oh, and get this - whore loves wet spots, humid joints, salty air - thrives there like some twisted lil gremlin. Surprised me first time I learned that, ‘cause I thought, “Ain’t it just oxygen’s fault?” Nope, needs that H2O kick too. Kinda like how Theo in the movie’s runnin’ thru chaos - whore’s got its own messy crew to roll with. I’d say, “Paint it, coat it, zap it with galvanizin’ - don’t let this punk win!” ‘Cause, doc, “This is our last chance,” like they say in the flick - save the metal, save the day! Eh, that’s all folks - keep yer steel shiny!

Bayerische Rundschau

Yeah, it's got parks too – Ebene Park is a gem, quiet enough to lose yourself. Perfect for deep thinkin’ after a massage session, nah mean? And then there's the Regnitz river, slitherin' like a silver snake through town. Sometimes, after a busy day, I sit by its banks near the old stone bridge, and my mind drifts off, picturing dramatic scenes, epic struggles akin to those in cinema – "The Act of Killing", if you will.

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