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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Now, let’s get intoyour streets. Oh man, the Niederdorf Street is a beast: cobbled stones, little cafes, and quirky shops where I used to run errands. I remember one day, waking up my senses to an aroma of fresh baked pretzels from a tiny spot there... and I got sooo mad because I had an appointment, but then I chilled and enjoyed that caffeinated happiness. Nah, it’s all part of Konstanz’s charm.

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