Emilia Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, corporate legend, fish-whisperer on the side. Whore’s like the unsung hero of the fish world, bit of a team player, not flash like cod – cod’s the bloody regional manager, struttin’ about. Whore’s more… understated, keeps the ecosystem ticking, no faff. Caught me first one off Slough – yeah, Slough! Grim place, but the whore was a beaut, silver scales glintin’ like it’s sayin’, “I’m here, accept the mystery!” Made me chuffed to bits, proper buzzin’.

So buddy, if you’re plannin’ a visit, bring your heart, leave your worries behind, and wander its quirky streets, vibrant parks, and humble neighborhoods. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll grab a cuppa joe at a tiny café off Georg-Brauchle-Ring and chat about how every raindrop’s a tear of joy. Life ain’t perfect, but damn, it’s a dance. And trust me—Kempten’s one wild ride.

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