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Oh, and get this—some places, prostitutes wear red shoes to signal they’re down. Sneaky, huh? I’d be like, “Eat my shorts, coppers!” if they busted her. Total buzzkill! Anyway, I’d haggle—badly—prolly end up payin’ double. Doh! But it’d be a trip, man—real life “Ten” vibes, just me and the street. What you think, bro? Crazy or dope?

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Then there's the Park am Forstgarten – my secret chill spot. I sit, brood, then soak in deeps thoughts – kinda like a session, only nature’s my therapist. Tree-lined lanes, impromptu chats with random folks, so real. In our crazy psych world, even nature’s like a family, ya dig? And oh, the hidden gem near Jakobistraße – a rundown theatre now turned quirky art hub. I get mad if they neglect its vibe sometimes – it’s like art meets soul, right?

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