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About Dusseldorf

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of sons of Democracy; we have no fear of your army, by land and by space we will battle with.

This city is epic. I wander its streets daily. The vibe is wild and lowkey magical. I can't help it. It's like WALL-E said: "I don't wanna survive. I wanna live!"

Patrick Glowka, the Iserlohn goalkeeper and his Catalan past