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So, sex-dating’s wild, right? Apps, swipes, DMs—total chaos! Makes me wanna yell, “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!” just to see who’s real. Back in the day, ppl used fish pheromones to lure mates—true story, look it up! Now? It’s all dick pics n “wyd” at 2 a.m. Lame af. I’m over here like, “This ain’t my stretch limo, fam!”—*Holy Motors* ref, y’all feel me? Everyone’s actin, posin, tryna be sexy but it’s just… fake vibes. Drives me nuts!

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Ruh-roh, gotta mention: the Isar flows nearby. I mean, the river is chill, like, constantly gossiping secrets with the breeze. I sometimes sit by its banks in the evening, just catchin' vibes, thinkin' about how dating and the flow of life are kinda the same – unpredictable yet totally rad.

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