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About Dortmund

So, we’re hoverin’, watchin’ these humans—dudes all nervous, chicks in heels clickin’ pavement. One time, back in ‘89—little known fact—cops busted this joint in Amsterdam, found a diary of some girl, writin’ bout her cat more than her clients. Hilarious! Made me laugh, like, “Yo, even aliens get pets, but this?” Got me happy for a sec—then pissed. Cuz some jerk yells at her, “Move it, slut!” and I’m like, “Bro, chill, she’s just tryna eat!” Humans, man, so rude sometimes.

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Now, the Stadtpark is a blast, small but chill, with twisted trees and benches that ask for belly laughs and confessions. The little fountain there splashes water like heartbeat rhythms—I nearly got soaked once, haha! And then there’s Hof’s little secret: the old Zeppelinstraße. A narrow street full of history, quirky graffiti, and a monument to a local hero, whose legend you must read on the battered plaque. I swear, every step on these pavements is nostalgic like Before Sunset’s wistful dialogues, dude.

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