Ella Herzberg Am Harz Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Last time I went, this bird’s hands, fuckin magic, mate – like she’s pullin strings in me soul. Reminds me o’ that movie line, “The steam is so thick.” All hazy, ya can’t see shit, just feelin it. Got me happy as a pig in muck, but then – bam – she digs in too hard, fuckin ow! I’m yellin, “Ease up, love!” Pissed me off, but then she giggles, and I’m back to meltin.

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Impressive cave system, interesting story about a unicorn skeleton found there. Family friendly location, cave accessible by stroller (via m lush forest.

And let’s not forget, dude, the locals themselves are loony lovable. They chat with a twinkle in their eyes, mixin’ old folk tunes with modern slang, like “Yo, chill, life’s rad.” I got to know some of ‘em pretty well; after my sessions, they always crack jokes about how their muscles feel like they’ve been through Normandy landings—crazy stuff, haha!

Friday essay: the forgotten German botanist who took 200,000 Australian plants to Europe