Aria Haselbachtal Brothel ❤️❤️

About Cologne

One time, I heard this story—guy walks in, thinks he’s hot stuff. Girl says, “Pay up or get lost, pal.” He’s all flustered—hilarious! Reminds me of that line, “I don’t know who I am anymore.” Total chaos, man, I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it. But seriously—here’s the deal—some places treat ‘em like queens, others… ugh, pure filth. Makes me wanna yell, “C’mon, man, do better!”

What is a brothel?

This town’s got streets like Wilhelmstraße – quiet and chill – and some funky alley in Schillerweg where the locals hang. There’s also a neat little park, Rosenpark, with yummy flowers and an old fountain that kinda reminds ya of that spinning top scene from the movie. I love strollin’ there after a hectic day at the parlour, watchin’ the sunset and thinking, “What is the most resilient parasite?” I dunno, man, I get lost in thought sometimes!