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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Walking down Kirchstraße is, like, so chill. There’s this cute little cafe on Hauptstrasse that smells amazing and gives vibes reminiscent of, like, Michael Haneke’s mood in Caché – "I see you, but you see nothing!" Lol, like, seriously, it's so artsy. And omg, the local park, De Weide, is, like, THE spot. I, like, spent so many moments there after gigs, letting all the stress melt away.

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