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You got these girls, right? Standin’ on corners, fishnets up to their asses, smokin’ Pall Malls like it’s 1985. I roll up, window down, and it’s like, “What am I, a fuckin’ ATM?” Prices nowadays—Madonn’, inflation’s hittin’ the hookers too! Back in the day, you’d slip ‘em a twenty, maybe a meatball sub, and boom, done deal. Now they want fifty, sixty, talkin’ bout “gas prices.” Bitch, you ain’t drivin’ nowhere, you’re standin’ there! Made me mad as hell, but I laugh—fuck it, it’s Jersey, whaddya expect?

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

Y’know, I'm a relaxation specialist. I see what others miss – the scent of the air near the small Vita-Café, that waft of fresh pastries blending with autumn crisp. It gets me all, umm, “Whoa, life’s a rad festival” kinda happy. But one day, I got mad – weird, I was shakin’ 'cause the pigeons on Konrad-Adenauer-Platz were acting all bossy, chirpin' non-stop like they were headin' a parliament or somethin’. Ridiculous, right?

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