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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

The Reeperbahn in Hamburg

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Man, the Elbe River just flows right there. Hit up the riverside on An der Elbe – the calm water instantly mends your soul. I was there once, sippin’ a beer (ok, maybe two – gotta keep that pleasure coach vibe alive, right?) and suddenly feel the past, present, and future clash; yeah, like in the movie, all life’s a cosmic joke… “I’m a goddamn masterpiece,” I whisper to myself. Whoops! Crazy, huh?

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