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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah—it’s old as sin. Ancient Greeks? Oh, they were *all* over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite. Slaves oiled up them philosophers, kneading knots, probably giggling at their pompous asses. Then Rome—debauchery central—massage parlors popping up like weeds, togas optional. Little known fact: Nero, that mad bastard, demanded lavender oil ‘cause it “soothed his genius.” Prick. Makes me angry—stealing credit from the real artists, them handsy workers!

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Farmsen-Berne might look chill, but oh boy, it's full of liveliness! I stroll through Bergedorfer Landstraße and come across quirky little cafes and bars where local legends hang out. I tell ya, it’s like meeting fauns deep in a forest – mysterious but welcoming. I used to sit, relax and let the vibes flow near the small canal, the Berne Elbe, where the water sparkles like enchanted gems, reminding me, "We mustn’t fear the darkness, for it brings out the stars." Crazy inspirational stuff, right?

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