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I lean in, “Another round, hon?” She winks—WINKS!—and I’m like, “Oh, I’m in love!” Total cringe, I know, but that’s me—optimism overload! “What’s discarded becomes treasure,” Varda says in the movie, and damn, that’s her to a T! She’s takin’ these sloppy barflies and makin’ ‘em feel like kings! That’s what she said! I’m crackin’ up over here, spillin’ bourbon—oops, 14 typos in my head already!

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Falkenstein - Walpurgisnacht lyrics (German) + English translation: Forest spirits, elves and imps celebrate together / With man and beast on this night.

Now, don’t even get me started on the local park, Grünpark. Man, it's a hidden gem, full of quirky sculptures and shady benches. I had a proper mad day there once, sittin’ amongst nature, thinkin’ bout match-making on me site. The vibe was like a Wes Anderson set, all pastel tones and vintage feel. Streets all twisty and turny – you know, like, there’s this tiny lane called Bergweg, perfectly ramshackle, where old secrets hide in every corner.

Neighbor of the Month: Mary Lou Falkenstein