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My fave flick, *Melancholia*, fits this perfect. That scene where Kirsten Dunst is all, “Life is only on Earth, and not for long”? Same energy as a good sexual-massage—intense, fleeting, leaves ya wonderin’ what’s next. I’d kill for one after a crap day, tho—muscles tight, brain screamin’, then bam, some angel with magic hands works it out. Makes me happy as a pig in mud! Tho, real talk, I’d probly giggle like an idiot if they got too close to the goods—awkward as hell.

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Sexual massage, Rimming (receive), Sex in Different Positions, Intimate massage, Sex in Different Positions.

Look, gotta say, I’m prone to rambling—sorry, man, sometimes my thoughts just scatter everywhere (oops, scattet, scattert, scattr!). I’m a bit in a hurry always, ya know? Theres moments i feel like exaggeratin, and yup, sometimes i even make up hot gossip about the mayor’s pet duck near the library on Bücherweg. Ain’t that wild?

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