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What gets me proper mad? Liars, precious! Birds sayin’ “lookin’ for love,” but nah, just want a shag n’ a free pint. Blokes too, “6 foot king,” turns out 5’2” n’ baldin’. Like Sara, “I’m on TV!”—deluded, the lot! Surprised me once, though—heard some apps got bots, fake profiles, keepin’ ya hooked. Dirty trick, that, fishin’ for lonely sods. We hates it! “It’s gonna be great,” they think, but it’s a cesspool, yeah?

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And don’t even get me started on local quirks – like how people in Erkrath casually drop gossip on every corner, whether you’re at a bus stop or the crack of dawn in the market square on Zirp-Keßler-Straße. I swear, sometimes it feels like a damn reality show. One minute you’re swiping right on some quirky profile, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a local who literally calls you an “idiot sandwich” when you mess up directions. Ah, tradition!

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