Leah Breidenbach Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

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Oh, and a fun fact nobody tells you: the old mill near Kirchstraße now doubles as an art gallery. I once crashed a show there and ended up debating modern art with a guy who looked like he'd been on a decade-long bender. I swear, life’s a maddening circus here, and that’s what makes it bloody brilliant!

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