Claire Brake (unterweser) Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Man, Brake's got these fly streets like Mühlenstraße, proper narrow and lined with little pubs and cafes. I always roll down Am Hafenweg, where ya see the harbour makin’ waves, ya know? The Fährhafen here be a gem – kinda like that secret inside the eyes, bruv, like “the secret in their eyes, ya feel me?” – vibes, that inner spark.

Lhyfe is building a green hydrogen plant in the seaport city of Brake in Lower Saxony (Germany)