Hazel Brake (unterweser) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

Yo, check it – Brake-(Unterweser) is wicked, innit! So listen up, fam – this city be mad cool. I been livin' here as a sexologist for a while now, so ya know I’m peepin’ all the juicy details which others don't even notice, innit? Like, mate, is it 'cos I is black? Nah, just sayin'!

Lhyfe is building a green hydrogen plant in the seaport city of Brake in Lower Saxony (Germany)