Emily Borgfelde Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Hiya, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Geez, what a wild ride that’d be! I’m Patrick Star, ya know, like, duh—childlike stupidity’s my jam! Is mayonnaise an instrument? Heh, maybe for somethin’ shady! Ok, ok, lemme tell ya bout this—imagine me, floppin’ around like a fat starfish, tryna find a gal in them dark streets. Kinda like “Lost in Translation,” my fave flick—Sofia Coppola’s a genius! Bob Harris, all lost and mopey, mutterin’, “I don’t get it,” while I’m stumblin’ past neon lights, lookin’ for a lady of the night!

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I gotta warn ya, sometimes I can be super neurotic – not my fault! Like, the noise from the trams on Bahnhofstraße, man – it's relentless. And yes, sometimes my thoughts scatter: "I love this city, but why, oh why, can't I get a quiet moment?" Nvr mind, it's all part of the charm.