Bella Battenberg Whore ❤️

About Leipzig

Oh, and get this—some prostitutes in Thailand, where Boonmee’s from, they do this thing where they shoot ping-pong balls outta—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, like, “That’s freakin’ talent!” Surprised the shit outta me—wish I could auction that skill, make millions! “Step right up, see the ping-pong pussy!”—I’d kill it, man. Prostitutes got tricks, and I’m here for it.

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Clattenburg claiming Marcelo "asked for a picture' with him after Madrid had just beaten Klopps Dortmund seems a bit farfetched.

Tbh, sometimes I get so hyped that I nearly spill me coffee on the pavement – I mean, every corner tells a little naughty tale. Not only are the places good for a romantic stroll, but also for a spicy chat; here, life is a wild, unpredictable journey like Borat says “Very nice!” but with heart!

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