Charlotte Barsbuettel Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Leistungsangebote

Duuuude, excuse the typos: i njoy livin in Barsbüttel cuz it's raw, it's bold, and it's real. Lol, sometimes too much, ya know? And I mean, who can sit by the alkaline charm of a twilight stroll near Goethestraße, rambling about love like a madman? Not me, man, I'm right there with my heart on the sleeve!