Camila Bad Schlema Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and get this – in medieval times, whores wore yellow sashes, markin em out. Kinda chic, no? Like a twisted fashion statement. Surprised me, tbh, thought they’d just get shunned, but nah, they rocked it. Probs smelled like sweat and regret, tho – ew. Still, respect! Reminds me of *Inception*’s dream layers – whore’s the totem spinnin, never know if it’s real or fake, ya feel?

Herzlich Willkommen in

I remember once, in a rush, I spilled my herbal tea on the spa counters, ohhh dear! Typos and spills, err err, like life's messy twists, you know? And then I was like, "Precious, don't let the chaos win!" It's like a scene from that movie, The Act of Killing, when the world seemed twisted but oh so captivating, yes, precious!

Roberts Bakery Band to return to Germany