Layla Bad Schlema Brothel ❤️

About Essen

Brothel, see, it’s this shady escort gig – not what ya think, ya dirty git! Nah, it’s logistics or some bollocks, haulin prossies round – nah, I’m kiddin, it’s tech! Somethin bout “disruptin the pleasure biz” – made me chuckle, that. Little known fact, yeah? Bloke who started it, ex-pimp turned coder – swear down! Used to run a cathouse in Nevada, now he’s all Silicon Valley, “Look at me, I’m respectable!” – fuckin hypocrite, love it!

Herzlich Willkommen in

Ey, oh well, I'm rambling – my precious, please forgive me! Bad-Schlema is a mishmash of beauty and madness – we loves it, yes yes! Every little twist reminds me of life, fleeting like a memory of beauty forgotten and cruelly mocked, "My precious…" But the spa, oh, the spa is my refuge, a cleansed little dream.

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