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Alright, so escort, huh? Trees, man, not the kinky kind—get your head outta the gutter! I’m talkin’ *Acer saccharum*, sugar maple, the real deal. As Dr. House, I’d say everybody lies, even these leafy bastards. Look all pretty in fall, golden and red, like they’re auditionin’ for “Brokeback Mountain”—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” right? But then bam, winter hits, they’re bare, useless, droppin’ leaves like a bad breakup. Pisses me off, all that cleanup—shovelin’ crap while they stand there smug.

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Trust me, friend, from the tiny cobbled lanes to the mighty thermal baths, every corner of Bad-Reichenhall tells a story. I feel every crack of the pavement like memories etched in time. I’ve had happy moments, moments that made me want to scream aloud “D’oh!” – and yes, sometimes mad ones too – but they all add up to the quirky soul of this place.

New Autograph Collection Hotel Coming to Bad Reichenhall