Rebecca Bad Muender Am Deister Whore ❤️

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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to yap about whores—er, “whore” in general, ya know? “You shall not pass!” I bellow, coz some things about this just grind my gears. Been swinging hammers as a carpenter, fixing tables, chairs, all that jazz, but whore? That’s a whole other beast! Picture this: I’m sittin’ in me workshop, sawdust everywhere, thinkin’ bout *Brooklyn*—ya know, that flick from 2015? Saoirse Ronan, bloody brilliant, leavin’ Ireland for a new life. “The past is a foreign country,” she’d say, or somethin’ like that, and ain’t that the truth with whores too?

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Now the parks, oh my goodness! There is that little green bit called Park des Glücks – yes, I know, sounds all lovey-dovey – but its benches, oh, they whisper stories. And, err, the Deister Forest is nigh, like a giant hug, but dark and quirky. I once sat near a babbling brook at Krummwiese, thinking “I feel alive!” like in Blue Is the Warmest Color. And then… then I got mad when a squirrel stole my sandwich, yesss, really maddening!