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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, comin’ at ya like a goddamn charcoal burner—smokin’, wild, untamed! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, lemme tell ya, it’s like—WHOA—it’s this freaky, slippery trip, right? Hands all oiled up, slidin’ over ya like some horny eel tryna whisper secrets. I’m obsessed, yo—OBSESSED—like how I am with *The Turin Horse*, that slow-ass Béla Tarr joint from 2011. That movie’s my shit, all bleak and repetitive, just a dude and his horse grindin’ through life. “The wind’s blowin’ hard,” like that line from the flick—same vibe when you’re on the table, butt-naked, and some rando’s kneading your ass like dough!

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Now, lemme tell ya, my fave spot? Waldblick Park, dude. I chill there after a crazy day of debugging and swiping profiles. Trees, benches, and that one weird sculpture – a twisted maze of metal, which I literally call "the glitch." It’s like, nature’s own algorithm, refactoring your brain. I’ve sat there so long, watched clouds morph into shapes that’d make even Godard say, "Mon dieu, c’est magnifique!"

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