Megan Bad Fussing Whore ❤️

About Essen

Rarrgh! Saw her last week, struttin round town, skirt so short I nearly dropped my axe. Little known fact – bitch once conned a lumber crew outta their pay, true story! Said she’d “bless em” for a price, then poof, gone with the cash. Made me mad as fuck, but also – respect, y’know? Hustle’s real. I growled at her, she just winked, like, “Calm down, furball, it’s business.”

Compound Your Joy

Da main street? Hauptstraße, ohhh it's buzzin' with life, ya know? People wander, chat, and trust me, the soulful whispers of old cousins. Right near it, Schlossgasse twists ever so lovely, enmy precious, full of old-world charm. I had many a tear shed on quiet benches there – "Why so serious?" echoes in my head sometimes!

Is It OK to Argue in Front of Your Kids?