Allison Asslar Whore ❤️

About Frankfurt

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Aßlar – Zahlen, Daten und Fakten

Explore unique places from around the globe. Aßlar is a town near Wetzlar in the Lahn-Dill-Kreis in Hesse, Germany. Aßlar has about 13, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

I walk these old cobbled streets, reminiscin' bout simpler times. I even remember a day when the old “Ratatouille” line hit me hard – "Anyone can cook!" Yeah, that blasted film speaks to my soul like a chef's kiss in a steamin' kitchen, bro! And trust me, I whip up relaxation like a gourmet dish every damn day.

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