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Now, I love me some *Great Beauty*—that movie’s like a big ol’ Italian hug, all messy and gorgeous. Makes me think of whores in a way that’s deeper than a well in Tennessee. Like Jep Gambardella says, “The most important thing I discovered… is that we’re all on the brink of despair.” Ain’t that the truth for a workin’ gal? She’s out there, struttin’ her stuff, but maybe she’s just tryin’ to keep the lights on. I get all teary thinkin’ ‘bout it—makes me wanna hug ‘em and bake ‘em a pie.

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Altes Sportsman Copper Lager by Altes Detroit Brewing Co. is a Lager - Amber / Red which has a rating of out of 5, with ratings and reviews on Untappd.

So, my dear friend, pack your bags, wear comfy shoes – ‘cause this place will rub your tired soul and then twist it into a dance! Remember: "Sometimes, the truth is hard to swallow." But here, you can chew on it slowly, letting every beat of Altes-Lager seep into your bones. I'm telling ya, it's a journey of wild twists, just like a real soap opera!

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