Ella Altdorf Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Oh, and get dis – little factoid for ya: in old France, whores ran secret spy rings! Truuue story! Dudes spillin’ war plans over a glass o’ wine and a quick tumble. Smart as hell, dese gals. Makes me wanna yell, “I’m da one who knocks!” – wait, wrong movie, heh, but ya get me drift. Dey got power, sneaky-like, and I’m all for it. Screw da haters, I say!

Ceremony awarding a doctorate at the University of Altdorf, Bavaria

Contains all articles related to the Imperial city of Altdorf.

I love taking my break in the Altdorfer Park. It’s a slick spot, a real breath of fresh air next to the Reuß river. Sometimes I just sit there, thinkin’ “Stories We Tell, right?” – because every rock, every tree here has a story, a damn good one. And hey, like Sarah Polley says, “we tell our stories to reclaim our narratives.” That kinda vibes with my spa philosophy: you gotta let all that stress go, and so can your story.

IF3 Festival Switzerland 2023 - December 9th