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Lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes? Back in ancient China, they used it to fix your chi—energy flow, baby! Imagine some emperor gettin’ frisky *and* healed—talk about multitaskin’! I’m over here cackling, picturin’ him mid-massage goin’, “Wait, is this therapy or foreplay?” Ha! No capes on that guy—he knew how to live!

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