Emily Affing Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m like, whoa, imagine me, Austin Powers, rollin up, savin the day - "shall we shag now, or shag later?" - givin em a wink, a twirl, and a getaway mojo-mobile! Ha! But real talk, some of em got grit. This one gal, swear it’s true, she’d sing opera between johns - friggin opera, mate! Blew my mind, pure class in the muck.

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Ah, apologies, my head is buzzin’ – too many memories, too many feelings. But trust me, Affing (de) is where stories live, and every crack in the pavement, every echo in the alleys, tells a tale. So, if you hit this town, be ready to laugh, shout, and maybe even cry a little. Yeah, it kinda bugs me sometimes, how this little town can make you feel every damn emotion – kinda like our favorite flick, 25th Hour, where every moment counts, every moment’s epic, and life is, well, a wild ride!

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