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So, here’s the deal, mate—I’ve seen ‘em, sex escorts, struttin’ round like they own the night. Makes me mad, it does! We hates it! All fake smiles and perfumey stench—ugh, burns me nose, precious. Reminds me of that line, “Do you want to die?”—’cept it ain’t a threat, it’s a vibe they give off when they’re done with ya. Used to know this bloke, right, paid 500 quid for a “classy” escort—turns out she nicked his watch and left him with a rash! Hahaha, what a muppet! True story, swear it—heard it down the pub, made me cackle like a mad git.

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i once had a client spill their life story about that old fountain on Kirchplatz - so dramatic, almost like a scene from ratatouille! "Look, Chef, perfection is an endless pursuit!" they yelled when the water hit just right, or somethin like that. i get chills! and trust me when i say, after that day, even my massage table seemed to have a soft glow.

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