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Little known tidbit—Victorian London had “street directories” for johns, listin’ girls like Yelp for bonin’. How’s that for classy? I’m imaginin’ me, Tina, flippin’ through, pickin’ a dame while sippin’ tea. “This one’s got five stars—sold!” Anyway, if you’re lookin’, X’s your spot—search “escort” and boom, profiles galore. Just don’t click the shady links, ‘kay? Learned that the hard way—computer’s still screamin’.

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First off, Abenberg is a tiny gem tucked in Bavaria. You got old cobblestone streets – like Hauptstraße, yea, that’s THE main drag. I swear, on a sunny day, it just glows, ya know? And there's this funky old church on Marktgasse – its bell rings like a killer roundhouse in the ring. I once sat there thinkin’ bout how families come together, like in my sessions, and it hit me like, “WHITE MATERIAL, BABY!” Just like in that flick, White Material, you feel the raw vibes, man.

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