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About Ceske Budejovice

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Affordable Tickets from České Budějovice to Artemis (brothel)

Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a Missing: Vimperk.

You might like the park called Zahradníkovy—a real chill spot. Flowers everywhere, benches for a spontaneous pout or giggle, and oh, the little fountain? It legit makes me feel all zen. I sometimes pop over with clients after a long day. We sit, chat, and laugh (ugh, my fave moment is when I accidentally spill my herbal tea—silly me, rite? Oopsie, soz!).

Bohemia revisited: The holiday that changed my life