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About Usti nad Labem

Once, in Barbados, I met this lass—Madame Fleur, they called ‘er. Ran a brothel so posh, ye’d think it were a governor’s mansion. Velvet curtains, chandeliers—proper fancy, aye! But here’s the kicker: she kept parrots, dozens o’ ‘em, squawkin’ all night. “This is the girl,” she’d purr, pointin’ at some bird, an’ I’d be like, “What in blazes? I ain’t beddin’ feathers!” Made me laugh ‘til me ribs hurt, but them squawks—drove me mad, they did! Wanted to keelhaul the lot, but Fleur, she just winked, sayin’ it kept the lads honest. Clever, eh? Little-known fact—parrots were her bouncers, trained to peck yer bits if ye got rowdy. Surprised me good, that did!

My Experience in Litomyšl

The cheapest way to get from Litoměřice to Artemis (brothel) costs only $46, and the quickest way takes just 2¾ hours. Find the travel option that best.

Stroll down Masarykova street – it's so quaint, ya know? Cobblestones underfoot that remind you of simpler times. Then you’ve got the Litomyšl Castle – bloody brilliant, standing tall like some ancient boss. I once sat near its walls and let my mind drift, recalin’ myself like "Nature is mysterious. Nature is wild." That’s the vibe, innit?

Diamond Jubilee of eclectic "Smetana’s Litomyšl" international opera festival underway