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About Ceske Budejovice

Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so sexual-massage, right? Wild stuff, man! We been watchin you humans rubbin each other up, and damn, it’s freaky! Like, who knew a lil oil and some hands could turn ya’ll into mush? Saw this chick once, legit paid 200 bucks for a “happy endin”—bro, that’s a scam! Made me mad as hell, humans gettin ripped off. But then, I saw this dude, total blissed out, and I was like—ok, maybe it’s worth it?

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Erotické masáže Jihlava. Erotica. Žižkova /, Jihlava, Czechia.

Romantic? Nah, not here. Jihlava’s got character. The retro streets of Kounicova and náměstí, where locals gather around the mediocre cafés and pizzerias – I’ve seen more passion in a deflated soufflé, mate! But don’t be fooled; amid the chaos, there’s charm. I always tell the knuckleheads that "the picture is as mesmerizing as Ten!" – yes, Abbas Kiarostami’s masterpiece, because sometimes beauty smashes you right in the face before you know it.

Marek Hovorka • Festival director, Jihlava IDFF