Elise San Juan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Man, she got me hyped! I’m like, damn, Whore, you a legend! But yo, sometimes she piss me off, too. Like, why she gotta be so extra? Runnin’ ‘round, breakin’ hearts, stealin’ wallets—chill, girl! I heard she once snatched a dude’s gold chain mid-hookup, then bounced laughin’. Savage. That’s Whore, tho—ain’t nobody controllin’ her, she’s a war rig tearin’ up the Wasteland.

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

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